Danger! Danger!


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:


Well, I suppose I left it open to this sort of thing. It took me a minute to try to decipher what “gun square pants” were.


Anyone else read these ones as “recreational area”?




Danger! Buttery, delicious danger!

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:

Don’t feed the sock puppets.


Elk crossing cookie? Elk cross biscuits?


John Deere ahead?


I’m not even sure what this is meant to prevent.


Clearly they want you to avoid falling down as someone chops your extremities off with a piece of angle iron. I for one am thankful for that warning. I had never even considered the danger of that!


Are you sure it isn’t a “don’t kick the curb” warning? Or don’t run into a 90° angle? Didn’t flatland warn us about this?


That bathroom sucked! Worst breath mints ever!


The far right one is pretty good, horrible picture though.

This one either goes into ‘it’s own warning’, or ‘the aftermath’ category. (Guy is no worse than before, “routine maintenance”).

I can’t believe I don’t have anything better, my work is full of good ones; I’ll try to remember to get some choice examples tomorrow.





Caaaake! CAKE!!!


Source of my ‘classic’ avatar:

Saw it at Cedar Point the other week, and told my son it means “no dancing allowed on this ride.”


Could’ve used this one on Friday with the ‘truther’ mob out in force…