Danger! Danger!

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Well, I suppose I left it open to this sort of thing. It took me a minute to try to decipher what ā€œgun square pantsā€ were.

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Anyone else read these ones as ā€œrecreational areaā€?

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Danger! Buttery, delicious danger!

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Don’t feed the sock puppets.

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Elk crossing cookie? Elk cross biscuits?

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John Deere ahead?

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I’m not even sure what this is meant to prevent.

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Clearly they want you to avoid falling down as someone chops your extremities off with a piece of angle iron. I for one am thankful for that warning. I had never even considered the danger of that!

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Are you sure it isn’t a ā€œdon’t kick the curbā€ warning? Or don’t run into a 90° angle? Didn’t flatland warn us about this?

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That bathroom sucked! Worst breath mints ever!

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The far right one is pretty good, horrible picture though.

This one either goes into ā€˜it’s own warning’, or ā€˜the aftermath’ category. (Guy is no worse than before, ā€œroutine maintenanceā€).

I can’t believe I don’t have anything better, my work is full of good ones; I’ll try to remember to get some choice examples tomorrow.

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Caaaake! CAKE!!!

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Source of my ā€˜classic’ avatar:

Saw it at Cedar Point the other week, and told my son it means ā€œno dancing allowed on this ride.ā€

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Could’ve used this one on Friday with the ā€˜truther’ mob out in force…

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I do so love that one. Always reminds me of what happened to Bill Jr.

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