Danger! Danger!

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#42

Well, I suppose I left it open to this sort of thing. It took me a minute to try to decipher what “gun square pants” were.

 

Anyone else read these ones as “recreational area”?

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#43

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#44

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#45

Danger! Buttery, delicious danger!

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:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
#46

Don’t feed the sock puppets.

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#47

Elk crossing cookie? Elk cross biscuits?

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#48

John Deere ahead?

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#49

I’m not even sure what this is meant to prevent.

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#50

Clearly they want you to avoid falling down as someone chops your extremities off with a piece of angle iron. I for one am thankful for that warning. I had never even considered the danger of that!

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#51

Are you sure it isn’t a “don’t kick the curb” warning? Or don’t run into a 90° angle? Didn’t flatland warn us about this?

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#52

That bathroom sucked! Worst breath mints ever!

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#53

The far right one is pretty good, horrible picture though.

This one either goes into ‘it’s own warning’, or ‘the aftermath’ category. (Guy is no worse than before, “routine maintenance”).

I can’t believe I don’t have anything better, my work is full of good ones; I’ll try to remember to get some choice examples tomorrow.

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#55

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#57

Caaaake! CAKE!!!

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#58

Source of my ‘classic’ avatar:

Saw it at Cedar Point the other week, and told my son it means “no dancing allowed on this ride.”

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#59

Could’ve used this one on Friday with the ‘truther’ mob out in force…

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#60

I do so love that one. Always reminds me of what happened to Bill Jr.

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