Danish travel company offers "ovulation discount" for couples, rewards if you conceive on holiday

[jerwin]

Denmark is already the perfect place to begin a doomed love affair.

[Ambiguity]

I’d say if those two get each other pregnant on a holiday, they deserve some free stuff.

[GilbertWham]

I work one week out of every three. I’d need independent witnesses (and a functioning uterus, I suppose)

[Brainspore]

I didn’t see any rules against enlisting outside help.

[GlenK]

The US will be facing the same problem within 10 years.
Unlike Danes, most of us can’t afford vacations, so this is a non-solution for us!!

[Brainspore]

The U.S. would be experiencing a population decline already if it weren’t for immigration. The people who most vehemently support sealing up our borders apparently haven’t given much thought to who will be paying for their social security checks a few years down the road.

[jerwin]

Well, as long as the foreigners become something that’s recognizably Danish.

[GilbertWham]

Pastry?

[jerwin]

Precisely. They can then be fed into the gullet of Denmark and become excreted as proper Danes.