Darth Vibrader: a Vader mannequin made from sex toys


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Cum to the dark side.


“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.” —Obi Wan

The binding and penetrating part is why it’s so important to have a Safe Word.


I’ll go for the low-hanging fruit:

Is that a light-saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Force Choke!


I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


Now I can never hear him say “What is thy bidding my master” the same again…and I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.


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