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Ah, yes. The Rollo-ninjas were my favorite part of Blade Runner.
Nice ad, but shouldn’t these people be better served by slammin’ a Dew?
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My brain immediately gave me, unbidden, Roller Runner (or is that Blade Derby?)
Let’s settle for Roller Blade Runner
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We may have done that one.
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Corporate-sponsored cyberpunks with professional-grade body armor. The best kind of cyberpunks.
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Can’t have been Pepsi if they were stealing Cokes.
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Or maybe Surge
It had “carbos”
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I’m pretty sure this is his tribute to that slightly more obscure classic, Prayer of the Roller Boys.
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I forgot how weird 90s commercials were.
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In 1989 this one ambushed normal programming in the UK.
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Or maybe something that gives you wings. You know, genetic or cybernetic enhancement.
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Now that’s a Red Bull commercial.
Why run when you can roll…
…Blade Roller.
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SPLODE! Soda:
I’m leaning toward 50% Blade Runner and 50% Solarbabies.
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Yeah, that was, admittedly, the more likely candidate, but did not allow the riff/puns on Roller/Runner and Blade. 
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