Dead man unavailable for comment

“Phone messages left with St. Peter, Charon, and Azrael were not returned.”

There was a Twilight Zone episode where the deceased was available by phone for comment.

YOU FOOL, WARREN IS DEAD!

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The true horror came later in the month: The phone bill with soul-destroying charges that obeyed no human laws.

Same as always…

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Hey, thanks for that - never heard of these guys before, but they’re right up my eldritch alley!

Gotta love a band that has a detailed membership timeline chart in their wikipedia page:

Also, “Bob Fugger”, how cool

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One glance was all it took…

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