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“Struggling Fish” would be a good band name. Or possibly the name of a single.
edited to add: Now that I think about it, sound more prog rock to me.
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Sorry dudes, you can’t just use “death metal” to refer to anything heavier than Metallica. It’s a specific genre. If that’s Darkest Era then they’re pretty much just “heavy metal”. Clean vocals and a distinct Sabbath-y tone.
I was all pumped to hear some sharks tearing shit up to Aborted or Vader and now I’m disappointed.
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ahhh, so if worms won’t lure them in, try using Wormed
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16-foot, 1.6 tonne shark…
Mixing metric and imperial never works out.
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Oh snap! A new band. Listening to them, they’re like Meshuggah before they went full-prog!
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Exactly… I thought the same thing.
Some of us have known this for years…
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I need a new sub-genre: Shark Metal
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I came for metal genre dedantry and was not disappointed.
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“Struggling Fish” would be a good band name. Or possibly the name of a single.
or “Joan of Shark”!!!
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Came for Dethklok reference, left happy.
Brutal. Blacker than the blackest black…times infinity
I bet sharks prefer Carcass
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It’s thrash metal, but close:
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And let’s not forget some old skool metal:
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Do those young men look a bit on the silly side?
Is that going to be a hard look to maintain as they age?
Came here for the Dethklok memes, was not disappointed.
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Of course they do, and yes, it was.
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