Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/22/kiss-played-a-concert-on-a-boa.html
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Great White sharks are Paul Stanley fans?
I heard about this on the radio yesterday while I was driving and I thought I must have missed something since I was not paying much attention to the radio. Nope, that really was what they said.
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Dethklok did it better.
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“We’re gonna need a better band.”
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Look, just because sharks are asocial predators that care for nothing beyond the mindless pursuit of their own biological urges doesn’t automatically mean they’re going to be fans of Gene Simmons.
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This would have been the perfect setup for a Dethklok episode, actually.
Credits rolling, dozens of fans having limbs bitten off by sharks which have jumped into the boats.
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KIϟϟ was even more ridiculous than Spinal Tap
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Obviously the sharks prefer the band Great White.
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You forgot to say “Boomer”
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Humanity has jumped the shark at this point. Hugh Manatee.
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KISS played a concert on a boat for great white sharks
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Awesome take.
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I think, just maybe, cocaine may have been involved.
+2 for Dangermouse!! 
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Kiss is not a band. They’re an novelty act–and a poor one at that.
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That was my show, back in the day…
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First time I got busted for not coming home straight after school was because I was watching Dangermouse at my friend’s house.
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I just watched it for Penfold.
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Our Form tutor christened one of the kids in class Penfold on day one of high school.
That stuck for 5 years.
Bastard.
Admittedly, the kid was small and had glasses, but we missed out on naming him. Probably wouldn’t have been SFW but still…
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