Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/30/delightful-hanging-bacon-prese.html
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Recognizing that immediate bacon consumption is a foregone conclusion, I just don’t see a need for such a superfluous product.
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Obviously THC products are readily available at Beschizza’s locale o.O’.
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I’ve tried all sorts of bacon-preserving polyhedra…
You guys aren’t even trying any more, are you?
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How do you think all that bacon you’re immediately enjoying is made?
That’s right.
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Do you really find hanging parts of a dead animal outside your window delightful?
Would you also be delighted to hang a piece of dog meat? Human meat?
I don’t get it, do you actually hang bacon to dry in this? There isn’t even anything to hang it from inside this glass cage. I feel like I’m missing the joke here… Anyone want to help me out? Maybe a picture of it in action?
insert Hellraiser gif
I’ve been an idiot using prague powder.
It’s a (bad) joke. If you try to “preserve” bacon in this manner, you’re going to have 152 kinds of food poisoning.
Be careful, Rob!
Events at the center of the galaxy might de-energize your bacon! You could end up needing four pyramids and a CS137 isotope surgically removed from your body!
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