The article said he had a battery-operated costume and actually climbed down a rope from a cupola above the dance floor. Some serious dedication and cosplay skills.
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If only comic book action heroes had come around a little sooner as a template. He could have fought crime.
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I thought that was a joke about baptists?
It’s been attached to various faiths over the years, Jewish, Muslim, Bapists, so I went generic.
Here’s a Jewish version:
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, “Rabbi, we realize it’s tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not,” says the rabbi. “It’s immodest.Men and women always dance separately.”
''So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?"
“No,” answered the rabbi. “It’s forbidden.”
“Well, okay,” says the man, “what about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the rabbi. “Sex is a mitzvah within marriage, to have children!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man.
“No problem,” says the rabbi. “It’s a mitzvah!”
“Woman on top?” the man asks.
“Sure,” says the rabbi. “Go for it! It’s a mitzvah!”
“Doggy style?”
“Sure! Another mitzvah!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! A mitzvah!”
“Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
“You may indeed. It’s all a mitzvah!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No!” says the alarmed rabbi. “That could lead to dancing!”
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I have to say, I like the Jewish version so much better!
If you haven’t ran across this book yet, it’s worth checking out. I quite enjoyed it and learned a lot:
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