Porn film shot on church lawn


#1

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#2

Now that’s trespassin’ well spent, though I imagine the Phelpses will manage to make some kind of profitable hay out of it.

Still: four boners way, way up. Would fap again.


#3

Four? Is there anything you want to tell us?


#5

…I have a weakness for bassists…?


#6

Missionary position, I suppose ???


#7

So I suppose the female bassist was thinking of women while performing this one girl act to rub it in to the Phelps faces.


#8

Iguana Love-in?


#9

Upon reading Rob’s summary, I found myself thinking, for possibly the first time ever

please be gay porn
please be gay porn
please be gay porn


#10

I think they suggested they want to do that next time. Probably girl-on-girl, but I hope they at least think ahead, get a guy dressed as Jesus to watch, grinning, maybe giving them a thumbs up.


#11

thumb?


#12

Yeah, just thumbs, and a completely-clothed Jesus.

I dunno, I just think it’d be tasteless to have Jesus actually doing anything other than expressing his fond approval for a loving display of sexuality.

Maybe what I suggested is tasteless too, but even I have my limits! :smile:


#13

maybe we’re only disagreeing on the level of fondness? :smile:

imho, blasphemy is one of those few things where more is usually better.


#14

I’d have to agree. Plenty of perfectly respectable people might think that spelling out God complete with the o is blasphemous. Personally, I expect blasphemers to try a bit harder, otherwise what’s the point?

Let 'em know you’ve been there.


#15

The concept of thumbing one’s nose, or other portions of one’s anatomy, at that group is sorta irresistable.

The gal’s certainly attractive enough, and brave enough.

The audio underimpressed me tremendously. Pity, since that’s supposed to be what they’re good at.

And the camerawork flat-out stinks.

So: Concept 7, execution 3.


#16

Is that chapter and verse? I rather like the idea of the book of Concept.


#17

a singular thumb, apparently.


#19

Hum, this reminds me of The Huns back in the day in Austin. They weren’t exactly very good musicians, but they were good at absurdest theater. They once performed with a Jesus on stage that was bound to a cross and given Ipecac so that he would throw up during the performance. Having the insanely cute singer dressed in just a purple jockstrap was also always a treat.


#20

"Therefore the sages got their knowledge without travelling; gave
the right names to things without seeing them; and accomplished
their ends without any purpose of doing so.’’


#21

Seems an appropriate book for activities possibly leading to conception, so… sure, why not?


#22

Inconceivable!

Well, someone had to say it.