the dead eat this constantly, the living who eat this are soon dead, what is it?
If you drove around town selling that, would you be in a stock car?
Surely Wilfred Brimley wouldn’t build anything but a bowl of oatmeal?
And wouldn’t my stock car be totally souped-up?
Has BB been taken over by Big Silicone?
How else shall We welcome our space aged polymer overlords?
Wasn’t that a close call?
Surely you’re not implying there was a ninja edit?
Do you know how close I came to awarding him this?
Are you taunting happy fun ball?
Is it too made of silicone?
Isn’t it made of a substance that presumably fell from space?
Are we back to Star Wars again?
You don’t think there are worse topics he could fixate on?
Hey, have you heard the good news about the postapocalypse?
Are we there yet?
How do you sleep at night, knowing that you stole Kip Addotta’s intellectual property for a few laughs on The Internet?
Should I know who that is?