A Japanese sciFi-horror movie was on Italian night?
Oooh that was worded a bit badly wasn’t it? But last years triple feature was indeed crazy fun and good pizza so why not go again? I saw The Green Slime elsewhere and while it is great fun isn’t better to go see something I have yet to see?
24 hours?
Nahhhhhhhh…
…ok?
WTAF is going on!?
Anway, I’m off to see The Martian… don’t I want 30 comments of pure genius Rutger-Hauering the place up by the time I get back?
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Don’t you know Real Genius is where it’s at?
What are the odds that I have super-high titers for measles and next-to-nil for rubella? Guess who’s getting re-vaccinated next week?
Seven?
You call that “odds”? Is that “new math”?
Six?
Is this like evens and odds? Is this one of the main reasons I don’t gamble? A complete and utter misunderstanding of words like “beat the spread” and “odds” other than I know they’re not in my favor or you’d hear a lot more about gamblers owning things like the MGM Grand.
Can you beat this spread?
(one of my faves)
Sure do I get a choice of blunt objects?
Care to continue a Bombay theme?
Or is this more your style?
Should I call a doctor?
Anyone else go out to watch the Draconids tonight?
I watched for a while but didn’t see any.
No, really? Would I have seen one over Scotland perhaps? Wasn’t I the guy stuck static in the street, gawping at the sky for rather too long last night after catching what I thought was a meteor in my peripheral vision?
People who don’t read the articles OR joke-splainers?
Can I get permission to punch “oxford comma haters” in the pie hole?
Have you asked your parents, Ayn Rand and God?