Eating Popcorn (for fun and profit)


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Continuing the discussion from Slurrrrrrrp:

A young man was applying for a job as a switchman.
The interviewer asked, “What would you do if you saw two trains heading
for each other on the same track?”
“I’d throw the lever to switch one of the trains on another track.”
“What would you do if the lever was broken?”
“I’d manually set the warning lights.”
“And what if the warning lights did not work?”
“I’d use hand signals to try to warn the trains.”
“And if that didn’t work either?”
“Well, I guess I’d call my sister.”
“Your sister? What would she do?”
“Oh, nothing. She just loves to watch train wrecks.”


The hilarious banality of today's college comedy circuit
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The man never seems to eat the stuff…


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I have no popcorn gifs, but ever try nutritional yeast and truffle salt on corn? Change. Your. Life. And home made kettle corn? Never. Getting rid of. That burnt smell.


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OT, but…