Did you ever want to play questions?

Aren’t I a bit guarded though?

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Whale, I’d love to help mussel you out of any shenanigans, but I don’t know the deets–care to share? (What does turbot rhyme with?)

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While you are phantastically puntastic, can I just refuse to comment, while making a comment? (I can neither confirm nor deny, etc?)

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Can I offer an internet hug?

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Can I offer some demotivation?

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Do I have to do everything for you people?

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Don’t expect anything from me in the thread, but can I thank you anyway?

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Sure?

(I created it an hour ago, it should have been a reply-as-related-topic topic, but it was not. So I @ed you, and Bob’s yer uncle! You should really send him a Christmas card, even if you never eat those fruitcakes. Seriously. He’s your uncle.)

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How helpful is this for people who are busy?

Is 5$ too much to pay for a screening of Turkish Star Wars? Anybody else in Seattle brave enough to go with me?

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Doesn’t $5 seem like a bargain for that much schlocky goodness? Will there be hosts to live-riff the movie while you’re watching (a la Rifftrax or Cinematic Titanic)?

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Haven’t I seen movies that even free was too much money to pay?
Alas only the audience to supply any commentary on the film, but still it should be fun right?

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On a big screen? In-person? In a theater? Where you could buy popcorn or jujubes or luckies from a cigarette girl? How could you not go?

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Wait, Cigarette girl? What century are you living in? (I already practically know your address and location wise it just sounds weird.)

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Didn’t I have a friend who had a side gig as a cigarette girl, at clubs about 20 years ago, and didn’t I make some accessories for her “costumes”?

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Isn’t that pretty darn cool? Now that I’m thinking about it, wasn’t there sort of a retro trend in the late '90’s when that was popular again? Can you make me feel any more like an “old”? :wink:

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Ever known a Lobby Boy?

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Ever laugh so hard you nearly pass out?

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No, but didn’t I make an excellent bellboy-style hat for my friend?

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Yup, it was in the 90s, during that retro craze, and don’t I feel like an old as well?

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