Did you ever want to play questions?

Oh hell, did I read that sign wrong?

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Didn’t I always wonder if “pick your own strawberries” signs on farms were actually telling you to leave the farm’s strawberries alone?

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Aren’t there only 10 types of people in the world?

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Why are there helicopters holding position over our heads, at 11pm? And a lot longer than usual? What am I going to read about tomorrow?

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The Superbowl? Wait, I guess that was just me?

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Continuing the discussion from How to pronounce GIF:

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Can you use it in a sentence?

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Didn’t he already do that?

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OK then, may I have the definition?
Is it animal, vegetable, mineral, other?
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Will it fit in a rowboat?

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How funny the top of your head looks from 200m?

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How much cough syrup have I had today?

  • A little bit
  • A little more
  • Maybe a bit too much
  • Whoa, I’m seeing rabbits
  • WTF, why is Dawkins here!?

0 voters

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Not yet enough?

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If the Robitussin doesn’t do it for you anymore, how about some of this?

Gout? Don’t care! Mutants weirding out on you? Who? Bad mood? Not anymore! Two .45’s to the body? Yah might be a problem when this stuff wears off.

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If that isn’t a party in a bottle, what is?

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Mad Dog? Or wait that’s hangover in a bottle isn’t it?

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chase’er down with a dollop of this?

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Well I guess that will make the cough go away won’t it? (or at least not make you care much about it, or anything else for that matter)

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Oh wow, did I just waste about ten likes tagging old posts from September? Not the first time, izzit?

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I’m not sure how suitable it is for treating phthisis (tuberculosis) but enough of a dose, you won’t care, will you?

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Is it effective against the vapors?

(I think I’m turning Japanese.)

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