Did you ever want to play questions?


#18963


#18964

You know you’ll need to shoop his head onto that Gary Hart photo now, don’t you?


#18965

Monkey Bus-Ted?
Doesn’t “LUS-TED” seem like it’d work too?
Am I sad that I’m at work and can’t shoop more as I have to be doing productive activities for a while, or pleased that I have interesting work things to do at work again?


#18966

2018 a disgraced former Senator Ted Cruz, a ruined man, bitter, angry, hostile to the world, steps in the time machine to go back just a bit to murder the head of the Enquirer, but alas, sets the date incorrectly to 1968, is so enraged by the hippies and world in general that he takes on his new identity as the Zodiac Killer, which all makes sense, doesn’t it?


#18967

Oh, but dear OtherMichael; what ever makes you think that it’s the key board which is so special, rather than my fabulous ass itself?


#18968

Did you know about THIS thread?


#18969

Would you hold it against me, if I said that I did not know?


#18970

Michael, if I said you had a nice butt, would you hold it against me?


#18971

While I do like a bit of wine, do you really think I’d cellar that much of it?

(And at my top price of $7 a bottle, unlikelier?)


#18972

Can we at least agree that #cubanmistresscrisis is a hashtag of greatness?


#18973

Whut?

?


#18974

Walked? Perhaps not but would a discrete crawling help?


#18975

Isn’t it more fun to sprint into a room, grab a stranger by the shoulders and shout, “It’s no longer safe for us here! We’ve got to get out!!” in a Schwarzenegger accent?


#18976

Wait, you don’t just grab the fire extinguisher near the entrance and sprint through spraying it everywhere while shouting:

INCOMING!!!


?

#18977

Perhaps saunter into a room dressed all in black PVC, and in your finest German accent announce, “I am hear to get this party started!”?


#18978

Is it now the time when we dance?


#18979


#18980

Coming from you, isn’t that slightly confusing?


#18981

Coming from me, what isn’t confusing?


#18982

Would you believe I don’t remember you ever confusing me?