Did you ever want to play questions?

What was it?

(Did the doctor really just tell me I’ve lost 22 lbs?! (1.3 stone I think, for the Brits?))

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14 pounds in a stone, surely?

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L’Autre Michel, dans la Nouvelle Chair, non?

Are we all not birds of a feather?

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Peut-être certains d’entre nous sont “une marionnette de chaussettes”, pense que le système [1]?

And didn’t you lose 118000 pounds already?

Should I delete this? Is it insensitive?

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Are his parents reading this thread?

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Nope? Did I mention the 2M I lost in deferred? (Unexercised options? Really?)

(Life isn’t about money, right? And didn’t I just schedule (45 min ago) four sessions with a therapist?)

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(I thought it was 18? Damn non metric system… ??)

Did he ever call you back?

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HAHAHA, did my new therapist actually just say I should key my old friends Ferrari?!

Oh god, am i compiling stories for a book?

Circle is over if you want it?

Is it a old Ferrari, or a Ferrari belonging to an old friend-who-never-calls-me-back-because-I-am-the-unresponsive-one?

If the former, DON’T DO IT; if the latter, HELLS YEAH?

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What about iOS? :crying_cat_face:

Surely anonymously slandering him on an internet forum filled with people you don’t know IRL is just as cathartic, and less problematic legal-wise?

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Browser?

Will your post be admissable in court?

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Just to be safe, shouldn’t he

#change his avatar

 

to sow maximum confusion?

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Did you know that I use my iPad as my internet machine?
Will I have to resign myself to the annoying roundness of it all?