Did you know that I’ve done a couple of dispatches from beyond the grave?
Wouldn’t it be awesome if you painted it to resemble your basic garden-variety Portal to Hell, complete with faint bloodstains of the Damned who were almost allowed to believe they were on the verge of escape?
Didn’t I keep it on my desk at work for several years until I moved offices a couple months ago? Do you know, I took it home to keep it safe with my wife’s other copy, lest it get lost in the move?
Ain’t it great? Don’t I wish I could write like that?
Did you read his irate letters to the phone company from that very book, which I posted a couple months ago?
Did you know that Jay roach’s upcoming Trumbo movie actually turned out pretty well?