Did you ever want to play questions?

In related news, did anyone see this?

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Do you like oranges?

 

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Don’t they take a much more middle-class approach to vandalism in Teddington?

Do I get bonus points for having questions in the link preview?

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Does it not have a peel?

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Is there anything else?

I’m taking pictures of the sandwiches I make for my son’s school lunches, and I’m taking pictures of orange peels that look like dongs; am I or am I not a (low-rent) Renaissance man?!?

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@Donald_Petersen - anything to add?

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Who, me?

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Do you have an evil twin lurking about somewhere?

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Can’t you see the goateed version is right behind you?

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The mirror, mirror, darkly crack’d?

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Don’t I wish there was no need for this tumblr? But aren’t I the wrong kind of person to have anything to add? Can I say that the (regrettably few) female directors with whom I’ve worked have all been at least as talented and professional and easy-to-work-with as the best male directors (and haven’t exhibited any noticeable need to prove anything, either), but since I don’t ride around in their shirt pocket all day, I have no idea how much sexism they encounter on a day-to-day basis? Since my job only entitles me to have a narrow window into what other people make, is it any surprise that I have no idea what any pay inequalities might exist outside of guest stars, who either all make scale or make some other bumped-up “special guest star”-esque payment that seems unrelated to gender?

In the end, aren’t I as clueless and ignorant of these matters as nearly every fresh-off-the-turnip-truck wide-eyed Hollywood newb from Racine? Just because I rarely see it, can I safely assume it’s absent? Wouldn’t that be damnably naive?

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Thank you for indulging me (at length) - well worth a Donald, wouldn’t you all agree?


A few weeks ago, after Monkey tried to get away with something…

Daddy: I didn’t fall of the turnip truck yesterday!

Monkey: When did you fall off? What’s a turnip? Do we have a truck? [now excited] Where is it?!?

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Am I starting to like this avatar, or what?!?

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Heh, when mine was still small and wanted to take off right now I would say ‘hey hold your horses kid’ to which he would stop turn around and ask ‘what horses?’
Would you believe I was surprised to learn that was not a standard phrase to the people in Seattle?

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Were they raised in a barn?

SECOND CONTRACT POSITION WITH NO NON COMPETE EXECUTED?! PERHAPS A THIRD ON ITS WAY??!!??

(am i gonna have to go to london again?)

Am i planting pumpkins this afternoon, and perhaps a few artichokes?

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am i really, truly off anti depressants and benzos, and actually feel pretty good? is my only problem really just slightly elevated blood pressure that i seem to have under control?

HAVE I CONQUERED THESE BATTLES?!?!

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Are those double-entendres related to “filling potholes”?

Should I spend the evening in the bubble bath surrounded by candles watching Coupling whilte sipping champagne and lightly DDoSing my enemies?

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did you know my band is playing a show in a few days and a bona fide rock star is gonna be there?

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