Am I starting to like this avatar, or what?!?
Heh, when mine was still small and wanted to take off right now I would say ‘hey hold your horses kid’ to which he would stop turn around and ask ‘what horses?’
Would you believe I was surprised to learn that was not a standard phrase to the people in Seattle?
Were they raised in a barn?
SECOND CONTRACT POSITION WITH NO NON COMPETE EXECUTED?! PERHAPS A THIRD ON ITS WAY??!!??
(am i gonna have to go to london again?)
Am i planting pumpkins this afternoon, and perhaps a few artichokes?
am i really, truly off anti depressants and benzos, and actually feel pretty good? is my only problem really just slightly elevated blood pressure that i seem to have under control?
HAVE I CONQUERED THESE BATTLES?!?!
Are those double-entendres related to “filling potholes”?
Should I spend the evening in the bubble bath surrounded by candles watching Coupling whilte sipping champagne and lightly DDoSing my enemies?
did you know my band is playing a show in a few days and a bona fide rock star is gonna be there?
Coupling? The old British series? From the Doctor Who guy?
Wouldn’t you rather be in the coupling bath, watching bubbling?
Would Dads Army, Black Adder Goes Forth, the Thin Blue Line, or League of Gentlemen be more suited to your taste?
And are we beginning to think you should have tried this whole getting-fired business sooner, since it seems to be working out so surprisingly well?
some times you forget you have the hustle in you, amirite?
but speaking of bubble, did you mean?
Dad’s Army? How old do you think I am?
And The Thin Blue Line? Isn’t Ben Elton a terrible sellout? Has he done anything worthwhile since Blackadder (and isn’t much 2 better than 4, final episode aside?)?
Don’t you have any Red Dwarf? Bottom?
How about Game On? (just kidding…?)
Didn’t they ruin Coupling when Jeff left?
have i… have I… HAVE I WATCHED RED DWARF?!
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?! HAVE YOU NEVER TAKE THE DELIGHTS OF A PRAWN VINDALOO?!
(can i just leave this here?)
Did you celebrate with some Rumchata?
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge?
I’ve never seen it - is Red Dwarf any good?