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(I have been running tests all night, and I think literally no one noticed. Or if they did they blamed it on, âthe internet is being kinda laggy ATMâ. Is this the biggest bullet I have ever dodged, keanu reeves style?)
Careful, do you want him to call you fat and shove you under a trolley?
Did I ever tell you peeps about the time a friend of mine tripped over a power cable in fortune 100 data center, and didnât realize it?
(The shenanigans were legendary)
Or the other time a different friend deleted an entire production database during business hours?
Are you going to give one to yourself for a non-question about 200 posts ago?
Ooh, or the time I almost burned my house down (come on @japhroaig, wasnât it twice?)?
(Kids, never run 2000 watts through a 16 gauge wire)
Could I do it at 1 amp?
Are you employed today?
(Can I add, I hope so?)
Was that an unintended moment of justice for what they did to all of us a few years ago? Did you just make lemonade out of lemons?
pix or it didnât happen?
Are you asking which child do we love more?
Do you not have enough time (or snacks) for a double feature?
Are we seriously back to Star Wars AGAIN!!!
Can I say that just made my day?
Is it okay if I donât check for another 15 minutes? >:)
Why do we keep leaving it?
Havenât you heard the phrase âStar Wars is Mother. Star Wars is Father.â?
âStar wars is drunk uncle that wonât stop fiddling with things?â
âThat periodically runs a huge amount of amperage through a tiny wire to burn the house down?â