Did you ever want to play questions?

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Would you be offended if I said no, as I am already full from my chunky-peanut-butter-n-lingonberry-jam sammich?

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Where did you get that idea? Didn’t you see I acquired private funding last round?

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Isn’t “private funding” a euphemism?

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Why does everything have to be a euphemism with you?

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When you say “euphemism” does anybody else think it sounds dirty?

What about you @Cowicide?

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Is that really how it sounds or are you just a prevert?

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What if I haven’t eaten land animal in 30 years? Does that count as not eating meat “today”?

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Will you rest assured that I take no offense, and may I obtain your pardon for suddenly feeling an urge to evacuate my cloaca? Can you believe that it’s nothing you said, merely that it’s just that time of day?

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Would you believe the head is occupied? Can I never get a break?

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“Head” as in water closet?

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Is there any other in this context? Or is it rude of me to assume we’re all space captains here? Will you accept my space-lizardly apology?

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Don’t you colonials call it a restroom? And why? Do you take rests in there?

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Is there some shame in nodding off on the throne?

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Nodding off? Is that what you call it?

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Speaking of which, will you excuse me for an hour?

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Is it only me that sings show-tunes in there?

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An hour? Is that on Jack Warner’s dime?

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Am I going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company?

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While they do have water, they aren’t really closets though right?

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And if it is a loo, am I obligated to skip to it?

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