Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Registration

[OtherMichael]

@patrace

Registration

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                           Unizone Corporation
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                        General Services Contract

• Vessel Information *

  1.) Name of vessel: Those Who Deem Inappropriate the Singing of Disney Songs in the Office Bathroom Are Not Worthy of Acknowledgement (commonly known as the Not Worthy and Not Worthy of Acknowledgement)

  2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship: Allusive (beautiful, powerful, dangerous, cold)
  [Sneaky, Fast, Powerful, Durable, Lucky]

  3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:

The timesheets are late
Paperwork is lost, forgotten;
Code-wax is solid.

Captain Information

4.) Full Name: **Savaric Tubertus Wynkn Basiliscos Leontios Palaeologus al Wathiq**

5.) Identity Class: **Space-Bee-Man**
    [Human, Space Lizard, Space Lobster, Space Moose]

Nominally pass for human, when no Space-Princesses are in the nearby vicinity.

6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N) **I'm made of meat. 100% post-organic, prion-filled, slowly-decaying, mildly radioactive, genetically-modified meat. With a light coating of beaten eggs, space-breadcrumbs, and computronium.**

Signing Bonus

7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?

Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus (with half up front).

8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?

25%

By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement.

Please answer all eight questions. This registration thread will be locked February 16th, 10am (AKST).

 

This is one possible rotation of the hive-ship in 3-space: