Did you ever want to play questions?

Don’t you have to answer to a lot of people for your behavior?

Anybody wanna share my veg “meat” tacos and freshly-made kiwi-apple-carrot juice?

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If I kill a pig and eat pork in Minecraft, does that make me a bad vegetarian?

Edit to question form:
Doesn’t whatever you eat in Minecraft make you a cubetarian?

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Finally we can answer this (in the form of a question): dragon or horse?

Dragon. Fire dragon. (Long story and Chinese zodiac.)

…since when do horses have scales?

Did you spit in them?

Wouldn’t it improve the taste?

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Eczema?

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Do you WANT me to?

He wasn’t that specific was he? He just wanted any bodily fluid, right?

…are they precious?

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Does it make any difference to ME?

Does it have guac?

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Does the pope sh*t in the woods?

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Why wouldn’t he, especially when mobbed by nuns?

Is sh*tting in the woods the only way he can grab some alone time?

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Three… I mean two more?

Am I the only one that had to have their mother in law explain this expression to them?

Were you a youngster at the time, or a grown adult?