32 I seem to recall, why do you ask?
Wait, wouldnât having a mother in law as a youngster be kinda weird? (I may have updated that post due to perhaps typing too fast⌠Or did I?)
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What about when he sneaks out to phone a friend?
Donât you mean âgrown-ass adultâ?
Are you the third or fourth person to call me an ass?
Maybe Iâm the first?
Is there ever going to be a winner in this game?
Isnât not-playing the only way to win?
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Do you think this is thermonuclear war?
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Canât you win a thermonuclear war?
Have you ever seen someone win one yet?
Can you win if youâre dead?
Didnât America win?
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Didnât everyone just play the touch football version instead?
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Did you try to duck and cover? 
(Also, why did we have to be fed with imperialism while you got Bert the Turtle? Any wonder that the East lost the propaganda war?)
Wasnât the Cold War won on consumerism and pop culture, which pissed of Solzhenitsyn?
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Didnât you have cute cartoons telling you how to survive an imperialist invasion of Levis and the Beatles?
I thought the war on cold was won by excessive co2 and methane emmisions, and I wrong?
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Arenât you always first in my book?
Except when Iâm second in your book?
