Wait, where did I put my book…?
Did I misread that as “step-mother”?
I think I may have mistyped, and retroactively changed it–is that bad?
Perhaps we’re all just moving too quickly?
Did you say Weiner?
Is it “Weiner” or “weiner”? and why is that word so funny?
Were your mother and father brother and sister?
Is that what’s on your mind?
Am I late to the party?
Is there a party without you?
Do I need to cook my frozen fruit prior to putting them into the puff pastry for mini-tarts?
Have truer words ever been spoken?
What the fahk?
Or are you asking if dad was brother to someone else and mom was sister to someone else?
Is Dr Freud in the house?
isn’t he in the shower singing “oh to be jung again?”
Where is everyone?! My ear still itches!
What websites have you been visiting?
Did I miss anything while I was in the crapper?
omg did I just read through all that while you were on the crapper?