Did you know I have close friends in a similar pickle but since their home country is Germany, the battle is between ridiculously larger amounts of money versus everything else being better?
Isnât it true that if you make enough money, you get all the representation with only a pittance of taxation?
FACEPALM?!?!
Should I have taken that job in Berlin instead? I almost did, you know?
Why canât I like @OtherMichael? Is the universe trying to tell me something?
Did you know Berlin is the most likely destination for me to live at some point in my life once all the kiddies are gone (which isnât that long from now, at this point)?
Have you been there recently? Have you enjoyed the resurgence of the arts and foodie restaurants as much as I have?
Did you know that German men, for some crazy reason, find me much more attractive than men in the U.S.? Could that be the real reason I want to live there?!
Can you believe the last time I was there was in 2011?
And that the saddest change was the closing of Tacheles?
Did you ever try the Eat in the dark restaurant in Berlin?
Isnât that surprising, since I canât quit you?
Can you keep it in tune, or artfully detuned?
(Whatâs with the little guy in the sofa?)
Any call for a Blues-Rakeâs Progression?
Why âHexaâ if there are only 5 necks?
Did you count the strings?
There seem to be 6 on each, as per standard?
Is âSexaâ for 5, then? (and wouldnât that be Penta-, anyway?)
Isnât that backwards, like saying âI have six-stringed two guitarsâ ?
Isnât uppermost a 12-stringer?
Can I tell you to not fret the last one?
Do you have any idea how craptastic Tennessee guitars were, while they were still in business?
Like the throw I got on some old TV show I used to work on?
Did you know that was almost my car in BDW? (along with quite a few othersâŚ)
Arenât you glad you went with the Iso Grifo? Isnât it just more dashing than the squat kneeling camel that is the Citroen?