Did you ever want to play questions?

Why does Spam get such a bad rap? Anybody else (what a cheap way to make a question) adore fried-spam sammiches?

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Why “stodgy” - isn’t it a peasant’s bread?

Anybody else ever read The Jungle?

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would the caraway seeds make a bread pudding taste too weird?

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…who wants to know?

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Ever had Spam flavored macadamia nuts?

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Ooh ooh ooh, savory bread pudding? Or really a balance between sweet (say golden syrup), beef fat and stock, plus dried fruits? Would the caraway work there, perhaps?

what about marrow fat instead?

How did you know I was an enthusiast?

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Oooooooh, for the dried fruits say dried tart cherrys and lemon zest, so you have sweet, sour, and savory?

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Are you feasting on the bones of thine enemies, again?

Which reminds me, did he ever call you back?

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Did I really just see a commenter brag about being good looking and having a big dick (in a different thread)?

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Isn’t it funny when someone betrays you, and they know it, they start doing you favors like mad? (He did call me back, and didn’t I tell him this is now one of my go to stories? :D)

(He has a sense of humor too)

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Don’t I have the face of a stout orangutan and the body of an over weight Ken doll, but also posess the coiffed mane of David Lynch?

(Struts, trips, resumes strutting)

(I’m a dapper Dan man!!)

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Strips, trots, resume is stuttering?

THE GOGGLES, WHY THEY DO NOTHING?!?

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Stodge, n. Cement for thine stomach disguised as food.

Is the structural masonry really done? Am I a mason now?

(A metal parabolic bowl is going in the bottom to concentrate heat)

So, refractory cement cladding on the inside, and Portland/sand on the outside?

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Linx or it didn’t happen?

Aren’t we all ruggedly good-looking, well-endowed, muscular killing-machines with seven-figure incomes on the internet?

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What is this, Cray-henge?

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