Did you ever want to play questions?

Well, why should I be the only idiot who tried that?

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I haven’t I got toothpaste and rabies mixed up again, have I?

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Do you not know the classic Willie Dixon song?


Should I post that over in the awesome song thread?

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What if I never did that, but did once take a lightbulb out and stick my finger in the socket?

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I really should reply to the right post shouldn’t I?
See here Did you ever want to play questions?

Why does it look like the marrow bone is sprouting an antler? An antler with candles, no less?

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Aren’t SOME of us a little more delicately framed?

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Do you think he’s 15 years old, or maybe 19?

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Did you know that I always bring a few Lactaid pills with me when I go out to eat, just in case?

Do you think I’ll be willing to share?

But but… isn’t he trained in deadly martial arts by military guys!?

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Wasn’t that one of the most lopsided and self-congratulatory monologues I’ve ever mistaken for a conversation?

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Are you implying that this one doesn’t count?

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Didn’t I tell you to quiet down back there? How can you think this is at all healthy? Wait, now I’m doing it, amn’t I?

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From the impression I got, it sounded like his internet is illustrated by Rob Liefeld?

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Was this what you had in mind?

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Aren’t those pills great?

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Brick?

You know I only lasted three years in teeveeland, right? Theatre’s where it’s at, don’tchakno?

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Rumchata to the rescue?

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Z-Brick?