Did you ever want to play questions?

Well, why should I be the only idiot who tried that?

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I havenā€™t I got toothpaste and rabies mixed up again, have I?

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Do you not know the classic Willie Dixon song?


Should I post that over in the awesome song thread?

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What if I never did that, but did once take a lightbulb out and stick my finger in the socket?

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I really should reply to the right post shouldnā€™t I?
See here Did you ever want to play questions?

Why does it look like the marrow bone is sprouting an antler? An antler with candles, no less?

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Arenā€™t SOME of us a little more delicately framed?

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Do you think heā€™s 15 years old, or maybe 19?

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Did you know that I always bring a few Lactaid pills with me when I go out to eat, just in case?

Do you think Iā€™ll be willing to share?

But butā€¦ isnā€™t he trained in deadly martial arts by military guys!?

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Wasnā€™t that one of the most lopsided and self-congratulatory monologues Iā€™ve ever mistaken for a conversation?

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Are you implying that this one doesnā€™t count?

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Didnā€™t I tell you to quiet down back there? How can you think this is at all healthy? Wait, now Iā€™m doing it, amnā€™t I?

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From the impression I got, it sounded like his internet is illustrated by Rob Liefeld?

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Was this what you had in mind?

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Arenā€™t those pills great?

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Brick?

You know I only lasted three years in teeveeland, right? Theatreā€™s where itā€™s at, donā€™tchakno?

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Rumchata to the rescue?

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Z-Brick?