Is it even possible for corn meal to go.bad? Doesn’t it just ‘go uninteresting’?
Well, if I don’t come back and post a picture of the cornbread, will that be a good indication that something did go wrong?
Maybe if it hangs around with delinquent foods? Or if it gets cancer and it’s teaching job won’t pay the bills?
Wouldn’t I be remiss if I made a special batch of ergot bread and didn’t share it with the whole class?
If it does go wrong… can I have all your stuff?
What’s worse, the food poisoning or the antique porridge-guns?
What stuff? The rest of the cornmeal? Several skeins of sock yarn? A half-filled sudoku book? The rusty bike with the flat tires that’s been sitting on my patio for 4 years?
Couldn’t I make odd little lists of my different belongings all day?
Didn’t I have fun years ago, playing a “which 5 things could you buy at the drugstore that would make the checkout clerk raise their eyebrows” game with my friends?
Did we decide on this glorious road to become professional smart people?
Are you taking the thread back to Tull again?
Where’s the codpiece?
Did you know I’m from Buffalo?
Did I almost give someone in another thread a Sutherland for not posting in question format? Am I spending too much time here?
And have you been to the Anchor Inn?
What should I wear for my first day on the job Monday?
Furry costume? Morris dancer getup? Lobster fisherman gear?