Did you ever want to play questions?

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Surely?

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Does that answer your question?

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Can you go Full Sutherland?

Can I grow a full beard in two days?

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How about one of those hyper-real masks?

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All seriousness,how bout this? It will make a statement in a group of shorts wearing engineers?

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What statement were you hoping to make? Are you like me, that when you wear a suit the statement you wish to make is either “Not Guilty” or “Your name’s not on the list, so you’re not coming in.” ?

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Can’t I make a statement of, “west coast fashion is lazy, and I clean up gooood?”

It doesn’t look bad to me, but would you be surprised if I told you I’m about the worst person to judge as I don’t even own a suit, mostly because I’d need to get one custom-made to fit me?

How did I forget about that? Can you really jump on the tiger if you’re wearing one of those?

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Plus, if you haven’t noticed, I kind of like affecting the image of a Gilly or grounds keeper from the 19th century.

Have you seen my collection of pipes, swords, bagpipes, artisnal hand tools, and copper jello molds?

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Ooh, can I recommend Indochino? Custom made, reasonably price and I think the best return policy I have seen?

Under $50?
ETA: Nothing under AU$500?
You know, I reckon if I added up the cost of all the clothing I’d bought in the last 5 years, I might get to about that figure?
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I wish–btw do you have any good vintage shops? (I have found amaaaazing pieces in that price range, stuff that would cost a grand new).

Even though I am a weirdo,if you need advice on men’s fashion, hit me up?

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For 6’8", 250+lbers?

Why do you think I need a custom-fit in the first place? :laughing:

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What are you, a lock forward?

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Heh, my best friend is what, 6’10" and 250 as well? And don’t I also wear 15-16 size shoes?

(Yeah it is a fucking pain in the keister, but good looking stuff is findable. I’m am on 6’3", but oddly proportioned. I haven’t bought a shoe in a store in a decade)

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