Did you ever want to play questions?

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Did you hear ramps are in at the Greenmarket?!

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Julia Crocker?

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Won’t an unfixed male cat always spray?

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Maybe if you thought of it less as decontamination and more as mandatory hygienic refreshment? I mean, who doesn’t need a shower after a long-haul flight?

You wouldn’t want a homicidal maniac armed with a bunch of loganberries on the plane, would you?

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Grapes on a plane?

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Gastric band hypnotherapy? What the hell?

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Did you forget Fannie Farmer (Boston Cooking School cookbook)?

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Well isn’t that a crock?

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Is the one lying down my old girl? (R.I.P.)

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Want to read the weirdest text I have ever received in my life?

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Who wouldn’t want to?

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I have a good friend who has been part of second city and the groundlings (feeder schools for SNL) and who is also friends with, what’s his name, the living Belushi no one cares about?

Anyway, I get a few texts from him saying he has passed my resume around and talked me up to a few very influential peeps in Hollywood (where he lives, acts, does standup, and tends bar) and the text said:

“Hey, some people are interested in you, want to be in the next Tyler Perry movie?”

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See you in L.A. soon?

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Is it wrong of me to enjoy thinking I may be at the butt end of a very Kaufman esque joke?

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Isn’t this “Medea’s DNS Disaster”?

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Doesn’t Lloyd work out of New York?

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Is your spec script ready yet? IS IT!!??

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Lloyd Belushi?

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Don’t @miasm and @donald_Petersen have something you could pitch? Might need some changes to fit Perry in?

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Are my jokes too Troma-tic?

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