Will we ever truly know?
So whatâs so bad about Muncie, Indiana?
(Yeah, no, youâre right.)
Can I have your glass pitcher? Pretty please?
What are the odds?
Oh dooooid!!! Did you just catch the reflection of my face along with the wisps of poorly grated ginger!?
No, I am serious here, isnât it a blessing I only post bad photos of food and not anything important?
Dude, that was a reflection of a reflection from another windowâare you magical?
So, the pic I posted of the log mic, can I say it sounds amazing?
Son of a⌠what the hell?
It wasnât, then it was, whasapaneen?
Didnât I have a moment where I thought someone had hijacked my account?
What do you mean?
Oh, hey - do yâall want to come to my youngest sonâs first birthday party today? (Starts at 12:30 EST.)
Well, if I get in my car now⌠Iâm gonna miss it, ainât I?
Yeah, I think only @SteampunkBanana has a shot of making it before the cake is gone.
Maybe you should have held the party in a less inconvenient location for us?
Like @SmashMartianâs pad? Where weâd all have 6 feet of head-room above us?
Wouldnât that be a bit excessive? Are you another freakishly tall person?
Is Queensland âconvenientâ for anyone else?
Well, ainât yâall complaininâ 'bout central-CT?