How hard would it be to sneak in?
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Festival enjoyment is directly proportional to the brigandry one employs to get in for free, ne?
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So I could be a free rider, eh?
Ethics be damned?
Could you be a keynote speaker? Perhaps a late fill-in for Adam Savage, were he toā¦meet with an accident?
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Why do you charge along with this series, I mean line of questions? Do we need to terminate or perhaps balance the wave of thoughts this may provoke, or are you happy with a less alternate and more direct approach?
@jlw, @xeni, @doctorowāmake me a speaker. I guarantee at least four groans a minute and two maker insights a minute or your money backā¦ Can I charge no money?
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Can you believe it, the Tyler Perry movie gig would beā¦ (Wait for it) setting up secure network connections between officesādont they know I need to unshackle my creative side and act as a weirdo on film !?
(Totes set up a site to site VPN with content control, a little sprinkle of SSO, maybe a touch of DPR, a side of WTF, and a hefty dose of CLAPā¦ What was I saying? That yes Iād do it cause it would be hilarious?)
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Will you STOP questioning that I may or may not be starring or costarring in a major blockbuster direct to lettuce and IMAX feature film with Beyonce, Stephen Hawking, vladamir Putin, lassie, and the late Opera Winfred?
(Damn paparazzi)
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Donāt know how much this would help, but if you set up a palpay or gigiindie id kick down at least a Jackson, perhaps 1.5?
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Crowdfund āsend a mutant to the mutant gatheringā?
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It isnāt the not least uncrazy thing Iāve spouted in the last 24 hours, is it not not not?
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Wouldnāt we also need such a mutant to wear some kind of āBBS rep(robate)ā t-shirt?
Anyone got a spare gopro rig?
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Periscope it to the rest of us?
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May I shake your erudite hand and say Well Played Ol Chap?
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Youād think Boing Boing would stand behind that idea with a deeper discount, wouldnāt you?
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Is this not me right now:
or perhaps less colourfully blinding?
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(Iāve been making Tyler Perry jokes and I was just asked to Periscope a situation. Very nice, situational word play)
(Wait, did I explain a joke to someone who already knew the joke but used the joke as a trap to play another joke!? (Holy shiiiit))
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Regardless, perhaps a crowd funded sponsorship might not be bad? Considering the kind affection I have received, a common fund might not be out of reach?
If I told you that Iām beginning to be thankful for not getting the joke, would that be too harsh an indictment of Tyler Perry films?
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Can you just DM me, so we can work this out?
