Why does this sound like my new comfort food?
That sounds wonderful, but how exactly is it a pureed soup?
Did you really have to ask?
Is anyone else still depressed and confused by yesterdayâs election results?
Do I live in a left-wing echo chamber?
There was an election yesterday?
[ducks]
Well Seattle is a bit to left even for 'murrica⌠Does this cheer you up?
Am I just being trolled in the Apple women thread? Can someone still be that dense about holding onto their world view?
Youâre not trying to insist that the GUI designer of a machine whose primary innovation was itâs GUI is actually important, are you?
Itâs all about Look and Feel, no?
Havenât women had a bad relationship with Apple going all the way back to Eve?
Is it bad that as a pretentious person myself, I was totally turned off by the bluegrass/funk, Bela fleck meets steely Dan group I saw last night?
And, at the risk of manasking, arenât their âsoftâ technologies (if there is or was a distinct divide - applied small-group sociology, cooking, fiber arts, GUIs, etc) dismissed as ânot technologyâ?
Maybe itâs not so much of a bad thing, as you being a bad person with bad taste?
So you like middle aged Bela fleck steely Dan light funk?
(I know you do (EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS!!))
Isnât this all about you and your deficiencies?
Donât you understand I am the greatest musician of all past and future time cube? And if I declare you like funk bluegrass, like the Word it is true?
(Should I be doing LSD^c^c^c trader joes wasabi peas in the morning, or wait till brunch? )
YesâŚnew to the world of humans, are we?
Are you crazy? Who was it?
Isnât it that anything created or innovated by women is, by definition, âsoftâ technology and therefore not REALLY technology?
Can I confess I donât even remember their name? Heh, and donât I have a gig booked at the same venue tomorrow night?
(Why in hippy bluegrass bands does everyone need to play improvisational âleadâ at the same time? And seriously, what is with all the diminshed and augmented chords in an Appalachian tune?)
(And why is your sweet banjo louder than all three vocalists at the same time, and 'thatâs the way you like it?)
(And why the hell is your eightâeight!âstringed, headless bass player (the bass, not the player) soloing during solos!?)
What does a questioning slow-clap.gif look like?