Band dynamics, man?
Isnât it always wasabi-pea time?
How do you manage to type with your delicate lady-fingers?
Yes. Isnât cool to score points with the spouse with a simple blank journal that says âFucking Geniusâ on the cover and French pancakes for breakfast?
Does my daughter picking all the dandelions in the front yard count as an extra bonus?
So thatâs why you pulled out that recipe? Did she enjoy it?
Why wouldnât it?
Would I be posting about it if she didnât?
Holy snikeys batman, can I have some!?
Did you know that you JUST MISSED your window of opportunity?
Wait, does someone actually like Steely Dan?
Hard to believe, right?
Is it too early to whip up a bowl of pho?
Are you seriously telling me you donât drive a Kamakiri?
Why havenât we won millions in the lottery?
Did you buy a ticket?
Yes, but was it a winning ticket? How does one go about buying a winning ticket?
Why would you buy a non-winning ticket?