Did you ever want to play questions?

@SerialHobbyistGirl - Do you know how to ask questions? Did you bring enough for everyone to eat?

Haven’t I been asking myself the same question? Why did I waste that dollar?

Isn’t buying the ticket to the lottery statistically I significant from reaping its reward? Can’t you find one, steal one, or (even better) con a winner out if their money?

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Am I a bad person ?

Have attempts in that vein not been attempted unsuccessfully in the past?

Holy crap, did a classmate just ask me if certain last names or ā€œhow they lookā€ were indicative of a person’s Jewishness?

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Isn’t he just the one that got caught? >:)

(Besides, don’t steal from the board, steal from your mum)

(Shit, I’ve gone to the dark side again. KIDS, DONT EBER STEAL FROM YOUR MUM)

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Have we not already established this?

Are you not bad like Black Dynamite is bad?

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Could you suggest to the classmate that circumcision is more indicative (and that a quick way to check is to hold the [male] individual up by the heels)?

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Did you know that their ā€œmusicā€ sends me into a violent rage?

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Ah, but with the exception of jazz flute, isn’t any judgment on my taste still up in the air?

(If you try and lick me we will have words, perhaps fisticuffs)

Are you salty, or sweet?

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also:

Do you want me to Tull you?

Wait, have I mentioned I am starting a MAGMA cover band?

(EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO WATCH AT LEAST TWENTY SECONDS)

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Are you Steve Davis?

Aren’t I Stephen Fry’s illegitimate little brother, Stephen Snow?

What if I can’t make it through any more than 11 seconds?

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Isn’t it amazing!? Can MAGMA be the new rickroll?

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I hear no flutes, so is this not good?

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