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5508

@SerialHobbyistGirl - Do you know how to ask questions? Did you bring enough for everyone to eat?

5509

Havenā€™t I been asking myself the same question? Why did I waste that dollar?

5510

Isnā€™t buying the ticket to the lottery statistically I significant from reaping its reward? Canā€™t you find one, steal one, or (even better) con a winner out if their money?

5511

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Am I a bad person ?

5512

Have attempts in that vein not been attempted unsuccessfully in the past?

5513

Holy crap, did a classmate just ask me if certain last names or ā€œhow they lookā€ were indicative of a personā€™s Jewishness?

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5514

Isnā€™t he just the one that got caught? >:)

(Besides, donā€™t steal from the board, steal from your mum)

(Shit, Iā€™ve gone to the dark side again. KIDS, DONT EBER STEAL FROM YOUR MUM)

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5515

Have we not already established this?

5516

Are you not bad like Black Dynamite is bad?

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5517

Could you suggest to the classmate that circumcision is more indicative (and that a quick way to check is to hold the [male] individual up by the heels)?

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5518

Did you know that their ā€œmusicā€ sends me into a violent rage?

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5519

Ah, but with the exception of jazz flute, isnā€™t any judgment on my taste still up in the air?

(If you try and lick me we will have words, perhaps fisticuffs)

5520

Are you salty, or sweet?

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also:

5521

Do you want me to Tull you?

5522

Wait, have I mentioned I am starting a MAGMA cover band?

(EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO WATCH AT LEAST TWENTY SECONDS)

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5523

Are you Steve Davis?

5524

Arenā€™t I Stephen Fryā€™s illegitimate little brother, Stephen Snow?

5525

What if I canā€™t make it through any more than 11 seconds?

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5526

Isnā€™t it amazing!? Can MAGMA be the new rickroll?

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5527

I hear no flutes, so is this not good?

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