Would I ever exaggerate for (comic) [e|a]ffect?
How a bout a Rapa Nui pizza?
(Thatâs where you get a pizza covered with all sorts of edible things, and then you let rats scour it clean.)
A croque monsieur?
expecting this:
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Hakarl?
Okay, is this the recipe for a Hawaiian cheese steak?
Cured pork loin, thinly cut and grilled.
Grilled onions.
American cheese food.
Rice vinegar cucumber and pineapple relish.
Hawaiian sweet roll bun.
Oh man so so so tempting but sadly the nearby realm of Factoria WA has no such offerings. I can get a Katsuburger or some really good Udon, or should just punt and get chicken strips and tatertots from the cafeteria?
Would it be uncouth to congratulate him here?
Does it contain sex, sin, wine, women, fun or sun?
Do I ever?
Too many layers to this joke, whatâs happening!?
Wouldnât such a thing require, oh, steak?
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Or Spam?
(or British corned beef?)
Pig steak? Anyhoo, beef round used in Philly sandwiches arenât ever really called steak, right?
(⌠Long pig steak?)
Oh?
The Hawaisian?
The âCaptain Cookâ?
Wait, which Sandwich Isles sandwich?