Plenty of fiber?
Done in one? (Rimshot)
Ever try watermelon pancakes?
Fresh leafy greens and whole grain bread?
So what yer saying is I shouldnāt be stuffing myself with vital wheat gluten, corn starch, and ground venison?
Well not as your entire diet no. Ground venison, Bambi burgers? Is that something I should try sometime?
Isnāt just the weight of the world sometimes? What do I do about the uncertainties of the academic job market and what are my alternatives to such locally? Wouldnāt I like it if I knew what I plan to do once Iām done with the PhD?
Isnāt it weird that one of my daughters has a friend who will not eat any form of berry, and especially strawberries? When you feed other peopleās children, donāt you have to make some concessions for their idiosyncrasies, no matter how odd?
Isnāt this why cheese pizza has become the de facto food choice for all childrenās parties?
Donāt those look pretty as a picture?
Forget the baconā¦what is algebraic cookery?
What do you mean you donāt like your haggis and salty porridge, eat up and and Iāll reward you with some oatcakes and whiskey! Donāt you want your oatcakes?
Mathematical.
Mathematical?
If you figure anything would you out let me know? Cause my current job path is only kinda sorta related to the math I was studying in college and I only got into paid tech support cause I got tired of helping the other students for free. Not that I can see any career path with a math degree other than more school that would be interesting to me anyway.
Anti fraud at large ecommerce companies; stat quants at financials; Facebook, twitter, linked in or any other company that uses graph theory; fracking and petroleum companies.
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Can I Donald myself!?
http://job-openings.monster.com/monster/62dafce4-6e1f-41d5-b154-fedf9e58cc62?mescoid=1500152001001
http://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=9b6b1194408ac12b&from=serp
Okay but I would have to be interested in doing that kind of stuff for a living then wouldnāt I?
I like math cause it was fun to learn. Programming was fun to learn till I did it for a summer job⦠never ever again. If I ever win even a smallish lotto jackpot maybe go finish the degree, and get one in Physics as well. But as a job⦠enh. Maybe I can get a tech support gig at the LHC?
(Quality of life is most important, but taking risks is also fun. Can you believe the most talented mathematician I know runs a pub?)
@TobinL - why do I think you donāt get mentioned often enough?