Is that a dare?
Do you feel daring?
Isnât more a question of not if, but WHEN today weâll bust through 7000?
Does daring like being felt?
If we really put our fingers to the keyboards, why not in the next 10 minutes or less?
Arenât we so very close? Arenât I getting distracted from printing finding aids at the National Archives⌠and isnât worth it?
Donât you hate when youâre looking at the National Archives and you come across a set of documents that look super cool, but they are listed as ârestricted - fully - Specific Access restriction: FOIA (b)(1) National Security, Secretâ? Why exactly are âUS Groups on Foreign Tour 1966â secret? Donât I NEED to know this information?
Do the National Archives have GIFs?
Didnât I formerly have Secret clearance? In the UK, at any rate, and isnât it no big shakes? Isnât the good stuff Top Secret and up?
Wouldnât gifs be too easy? Havenât I now found a similar document thatâs unrestricted? Or at least I think it might be similar, with no year but about US Groups on Foreign Tours? Why is it all so confusing?
If I told you, wouldnât I have to kill you?
I dunno, would you? Couldnât you let it slide? Couldnât I bribe you with gifs?
Donât I keep politely telling my management NO when they do a blanket ask for us to apply for a security clearance?
Is bad of me to not want to deal with having to say no I canât talk about what I do?
Younger kiteh in training for role?
Is it time for celebration yet?
Did I get 7000?