They only threatened to go to Scotland, but once one super spy’s done it, can any of the others follow suit without seeming like super copycats?
Does anyone really need an excuse to go to Scotland?
(Except maybe in the dead of winter.)
Kilt shopping?
Whiskey sampling?
If you think the glens and munros are beautiful in the summer, they are positively haunting in the winter snow, ken?
Does the darkness and chill not get to you? And what about the lack of fresh local produce? Can one live on beautiful vistas alone?
You can certainly drink them in but didn’t I read somewhere that you can survive on Guinness and Tomato-Ketchup flavoured crisps/chips alone?
(something to do with the amino acids in the tomato flavouring)
Also, Seasonal Affective Disorder is real, isn’t that why we value comfort food and strong drink a little too much?
Did you know my kid is looking at St. Andrews for college? Did she grow to love the country from having visited with her mother?
Can you believe that when I went to Bhutan in the late 1980’s, my immediate reaction was “I’m at home here, because it reminds me of Scotland”?
And can you believe I have absolutely no British heritage of any type? Did Scotland have to earn my admiration, rather than expect it as a birthright?
I know a few people who studied there and found the sparsity of busy, city life a major plus for getting their heads down to work but can’t you get from pretty much anywhere in Scotland to anywhere else in Scotland in less than 6 hours if you fancy ‘geein it laldy’?
Did you know my cousin went there at the same time as Bonnie Prince Willy?
Isn’t it quite a dull (if picturesque) little town?
Didn’t I also have an uncle stationed just down the road at RAF Leuchars (and also RAF Lossiemouth, years later)?
Can you get anywhere from there via train, since car ownership wouldn’t be in the cards?
And how grateful am I, to get that first-person account of what it’s like to be a student in that location?
Trains are pretty good in Scotland, much faster, on the whole, than driving and student tickets are fairly cheap if I remember correctly, do I? One second… (?)
Yeah £30 for a whole year and you get 30% off every ticket… also there’s a huge discount if you buy your tickets in advance from websites like the.trainline… uh… y’dig?
Ah seems trainline doesn’t do extra student discounts, been nearly a couple of decades since I did all this, but aren’t there definitely decent travel options for students? yes, but non declaratively?
Can we break the 7000 comment barrier today?
I don’t know - CAN WE?
Was Christopher Lee fucking great or what?
Like this: “People never thought I would be a heavy metal performer. Well, I am.”?