Did you ever want to play questions?

Live in New Jersey and have the furnace/AC keep it around 80 degrees with low humidity?

I mean, the attic is a terrible solution, right?

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Isn’t that me? Don’t I know nothing, Jon Snow? Maybe I’m being punished for too many snarky gifs? Although, despite the blue warning, why can I still post?

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Why keep them in a attic? Shouldn’t people go in the attic and basement and the books go on the main floor?

What if you don’t have enough bookcases? What if your plans include built ins, but have yet to execute it?

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Isn’t that why the FSM made milkcrates? Aren’t we at my house also in a constant stake of flux regarding bookshelves?

You don’t have a two year old around that has a tendency to not give books the respect they deserve? Don’t you know how much fun they can be? :slight_smile:

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Can I be torn between the love of bookcases full of books and the love of carrying around and entire library on my nook?

Isn’t it great that they grow out of that stage and become good bookworms eventually? In that case, maybe locked cases? :wink:

Why did my son (4.8 yrs old) place EVERY BOOK IN HIS ROOM on his bed last night, claiming to be looking for “a good story”? [he didn’t find one, despite the 50-some books piled there, at least 3 of which were compilations.]

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Maybe he needs a good Shadow pulp novel? Doc Savage? Mike Hammer?

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A basement, in my Southern CA apartment? Isn’t it exceedingly rare to find houses with basements around here?

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Maybe you should get him some really terrible books and he can learn that what he has is good?

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Maybe you should build one then? Set your place apart?

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Do you have a backhoe I can borrow?

Will I be able to get my security deposit back after I dig the basement?

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Having listened to and loved tapes and records of the shows, wasn’t I thrilled, at the small-town college where my dad was the library director, to be introduced to an old professor who had written scripts for The Shadow radio show? And wasn’t I too shy and foolish to ask him about it?

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Why am I laughing so hard at this?

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…hello?

Is there anybody in there?

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Is your self-ban over?

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Or is he just part of the Conspiracy?

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What if I AM the conspiracy?

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