Been tempted?
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Now, I wonder what the hper-tunnel was thinking? Probably something like that, no?
Wait, what, eeeeuuuuw, thereās a hairy, sweating ape in hereā¦ Whatās up with that?
How did you guess thatās what I meant? Itās not like the management at this dump would find a naughty message left in an inconspicuous place, but wouldnāt it be my luck that the nice maintenance guy would?
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Donāt I like indonspicuous better?
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Damn it, how are you so fast?
Possibly the whiskey?
Are your walls kind of rough textured? Ever thought of very lightly, with 400 grit sand paper smoothing out some sections to send messages, like , āIām trapped behind this wall! Help!ā?
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Isnāt one of my favourite experiences watching lengthy and protracted edits to a long comment?
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Well, sheeeeit, I guess I need to catch up - how many drinks have you downed so far?
Ooh, ooh, steam some paper off the wall (if you have paper) then insert a fabricated newspaper page from uhā¦ the 1980ās (when were all the American houses most recently built?) with some kind of werewolf story in it?
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Can I admit to having done that on occasion as well?
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If I say ten, does that give you enough leeway to go wild?
Isnāt āfine grit sandpaperā on my Lowes shopping list, along with āfridgeā, āwasherā, ādryerā and ālightbulbsā?
Are you trying to kill me?
Just take ten sips from one shot and youāll be fineā¦ or use plenty of iceā¦ orā¦ umm, Iām not so good with methods for not drinking now am I?
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Donāt I appear to have captured it though? No, wait, spoke too soon?
Also, not good at fighting the urge to go and get fast food atā¦ 00:30 in the morning?
Will breaking, must ensconce oneself in drink-related inebrience, nooooo?
That cracking, shattering sound was my will giving up the ghost, splintering into a million pieces and me now running outside to find greasy food, see youā¦ soon?
Hey, pick me up a doner kebab, extra sauce and salad!?
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No a bad ideaā¦ the place Iām thinking of does this massive, rolled up version I cannae mind the name ofā¦ donner meat and another rotating, vertical tower of spinning chicken they shave the meat fromā¦ bad and good but what the hell?
Sent from ma phone, eh?
Sarbini! Eh?
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