Did you ever want to play questions?

Of course you are not talking to a bot, David, how could I be a bot? I am a simple, carbon, meat based

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Where did I put that com cable?

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Isn’t it beautiful? :joy:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Isn’t that exactly what my last night in Hawick Scotland looked like?

(The owners of the B&B were not amused. Not. A. Mused.)

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Chilli sauce? Salad? Yoghurt sauce?

“Yes.”

Wasn’t the kebab shop guy a little non-plussed at my answer? Didn’t I keep nodding, yes, yes, yes?

B&B’s don’t like you to eat anything other than breakfast? Fascists!?

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Ooooh, is there going to be a party?!?!??

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You didn’t hear?

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Should I admire its purity?

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The whisky, the sarbeni, or both?

Don’t I recommend both?

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Can you guess: what is this?

(One part apple, one part nectarine juice, 4oz dried cranberries (boiled), 4oz dried blueberries (boiled), 4 grape leaves, 1 oz medium toast oak, juice from one lemon, 1 cup sugar. In five days I add a fifth of brandy, chill for 30 days.

Age, and you have NW port)

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Sarbeni Whisky?

Why would you use the Scottish “cannae” in the same sentence as the Turkish “Döner”?

Or is Germany not the only place one can get Döner in Europe these days?

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When do you sleep, @miasm?

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I’m scottish, and they’re called donner kebabs here?

So
 aye?

Weird vertical, spinning, grilled lamb meat that’s shaved off with a large knife or some kind of electric instrument that looks suspiciously like a hairdressers clippers? Nom nom nom?


Oh, right, also, am I not exceedingly drunk?

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As it’s nearly 4:30 here, I’m assuming ‘very soon’ but don’t we all have insomniac nights once in a while? Or, in my case, very often?

lol


god damn short-time mob got me again, didn’t they uncle Bill?


I was sure that was a Bill Burroughs reference but
 maybe not? Mckenna perhaps?

I was up till 5am last night with six melatonins and three shots of cough syrup. Sometimes ya can’t go down till ya do :smiley:

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Crap, another SELF DONALD?!?!?

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Shwarma?

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You guys know Barnstar!?

Don’t you think you should?

Hell of a US-Nigeria game, right?

Well, crap, is everyone hungover? Is that why there haven’t been any questions for 9 hours?

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