Of course you are not talking to a bot, David, how could I be a bot? I am a simple, carbon, meat based
Where did I put that com cable?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Isnât that exactly what my last night in Hawick Scotland looked like?
(The owners of the B&B were not amused. Not. A. Mused.)
Chilli sauce? Salad? Yoghurt sauce?
âYes.â
Wasnât the kebab shop guy a little non-plussed at my answer? Didnât I keep nodding, yes, yes, yes?
B&Bâs donât like you to eat anything other than breakfast? Fascists!?
Ooooh, is there going to be a party?!?!??
You didnât hear?
Should I admire its purity?
The whisky, the sarbeni, or both?
Donât I recommend both?
Can you guess: what is this?
(One part apple, one part nectarine juice, 4oz dried cranberries (boiled), 4oz dried blueberries (boiled), 4 grape leaves, 1 oz medium toast oak, juice from one lemon, 1 cup sugar. In five days I add a fifth of brandy, chill for 30 days.
Age, and you have NW port)
Sarbeni Whisky?
Why would you use the Scottish âcannaeâ in the same sentence as the Turkish âDönerâ?
Or is Germany not the only place one can get Döner in Europe these days?
When do you sleep, @miasm?
Iâm scottish, and theyâre called donner kebabs here?
So⊠aye?
Weird vertical, spinning, grilled lamb meat thatâs shaved off with a large knife or some kind of electric instrument that looks suspiciously like a hairdressers clippers? Nom nom nom?
Oh, right, also, am I not exceedingly drunk?
As itâs nearly 4:30 here, Iâm assuming âvery soonâ but donât we all have insomniac nights once in a while? Or, in my case, very often?
lol
god damn short-time mob got me again, didnât they uncle Bill?
I was sure that was a Bill Burroughs reference but⊠maybe not? Mckenna perhaps?
I was up till 5am last night with six melatonins and three shots of cough syrup. Sometimes ya canât go down till ya do
Crap, another SELF DONALD?!?!?
Shwarma?
You guys know Barnstar!?
Donât you think you should?
Hell of a US-Nigeria game, right?
Well, crap, is everyone hungover? Is that why there havenât been any questions for 9 hours?