Then what’s @japhroaig’s excuse?
We do?
In fact, I’d better sort that out before the hammer falls… or the sword… was it a sword? Maybe a pendulum?
Oh, missed this… I think perhaps a tasty treat appeared off camera? The thing is looped back and forth methinks, to appear that kitteh is transfixed for longer than she really is, I imagine she’s nomming said thing by the end of the gif?
How did I blow right past it earlier? PEBKAC? Is it not on the same A History of Burlesque blog post with this one?
Isnt it really @japhroaig bot?
How much of your consciousness have you managed to transfer into the bot?
The fish puns part I think?
Wow, with so much of your consciousness invested in the bot, do you even feel like yourself any more?
Can I admit it is a bit liberating?
…
I’m talking to the bot now, right?
What makes you say that, David?
It’s full of stars?
Ddin’t I really expect that to link to me?
Wasn’t I busy cleaning the new place and packing up the old?
Isn’t it a great example of Betterages Law?
Have you been tempted to leave a ‘monkeyoh was here’ message in a difficult-to-find spot?
Monkeys its full of monkeys ITS FULL OF MONKEYS OHHOD CAN ANYONE GET ME AWAY FROM THESE MONKEYS!?
system.println(“psychotic break complete”);
system.println("… Or is it?");
What makes you think I haven’t done so already?