Did you ever want to play questions?

What is going on with that poor kitteh?

Slack or SMS?

Doesnā€™t slack support a ton of code repos, storage, ticketing, and some crm?

Bad parenting?

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Have you used it? Iā€™ve barely heard of itā€¦ too out of the loop, I am?

Why do brand new vinyl blinds smell so bad?

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They tried to get the new car smell technology right and messed it up?

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Why canā€™t I think of a good question right now? Am I too sober?

Would you like a nice martini?

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Did you know in both cases what you are smelling are solvents used in the processing of plastics? @monkeyoh: Would you be willing to let us spray a few different industrial solvents around to see if we can make your blinds smell like a new car?

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Wouldnā€™t ā€œnew car smellā€ be an improvement over the gross blinds?

Perhaps lots of ventilation, since it is summer?

huh, i just googled ā€˜evil martiniā€™, and this was an image in the first two pages? really? (just look at that banana)

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can i get you a martini made by andy samberg?

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Maybe thatā€™s what one sees after a few too many evil martinis?

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Why do you want to make Stevie Wonder cry?

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Can you believe that image is nowhere to be seen when I do a Google search? Is it a regional thing or do they know you better than we do?

Maybe I was momentarily Touched by His Noodly Appendageā€¦

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what is your region? If its regional, why do I see it, too? (a CONSPIRACY, perhaps?)

Why is it so quiet in here?

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we have day jobs?