Who’s keeping the welcome mat for the new posters?
Isn’t anybody going to say “hello” and give a big “Do you want to play questions?” wlecome to @Missy_Pants and @anon3072533?
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You think I’m new? 
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Will you bring some up to the border for me? I wonder if I can walk it across the rainbow bridge?
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Wasn’t your first post in this thread but six hours ago?
What – you think that other threads count?
(okay, there is ONE other thread that counts.)
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Perhaps new to our somewhat meandering but unequivocally lengthy questions thread?
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How many times have you ninja eddited your way out of a Donald?
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I would have thought being a member from the pre-bbs days would have counted for something, no?
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Did this thread exist in the pre-bbs days?
Did the bbs exist pre-this-thread?
#(THIS IS THREAD ZERO. NO THREAD HAS COME BEFORE. NO THREAD WILL EVER COME AGAIN.)
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There can be only one?
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Wouldn’t you say it counts, but rather slowly?
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ZERO DAMNIT!
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How new could they be, if they arrived already knowing to question everything?
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Isn’t that more a mark of reading comprehension?
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Rainbow Bridge at Niagara Falls? I trust you have no fear of heights? And isn’t Google’s Street View taken from the middle of the river, on the Maid of the Mist?
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But, but Donald, wasn’t I summarising a thought and then questioning the entire packaged summary? 
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Liek this?
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Do you want us to go faster?
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