Can I petition to have his handle changed to OtterMichael?
You know I drive all the way up to Port Clyde, right? So your claim that another two hours in the car as a hardship falls on deaf ears, okay? just go already, the kids will love it I promise. Thereâs a shipwreck for them to play on.
Also, I recommend the Monhegan House over the Island Inn. The food is better at breakfast and you donât have to climb a hill at the end of the day to go home.
Hadnât you OTTER ask him?
Oh, the act. Ugh. Reality sounds harsh but is probably the most correct. How about âthe asshole zoneâ?
Flagged: is mindysan trying to make japhroaig relapse into terrible sealife puns!?
The âgirlfriendâ zone?
Did you know thatâs what I got when I googled this, but it was from a red pill reddit thread, so I didnât post it?
Isnât that udderly ridiculous?
Fine, hasnât your fishing for puns done enough damage? Donât I feel eel for relapsing? Cod damn it is distressing.
Mustnât we abandon it, then? Any other suggestions? Isnât this like me trying to find a phrase for white people who use Rosa Parks for non-civil rights stuff that they doâŚ? Whatâs the word for that?
Assholery?
Wasnât this one too big to upload? But wasnât it the second one I made from Cloudbusting?
Donât we need a term with no curse words, even if that is on point?
Jacknuttery? Shenaneganery? Chicanery?
Is chicanery what happens when @anon67050589 votes several times in her local elections?
But shouldnât we be more specific? Canât those apply to any number of behaviors?
Cannot so assholery?
Are you suggesting we carve out a new word for the behavior of Bros?