Why did they send it this way, too?
Isn’t one of my kids keeping her fingers crossed that Pitchfork isn’t going to pack it in for the day?
And aren’t I glad that an outdoor music festival like Pitchfork has the sense to realize that lightning and electrical equipment don’t go together well?
And come to think of it, doesn’t that same kid come home from music festivals either soaking wet or covered in mud rather a lot?
(Meanwhile, I have another one currently crewing a Tall Ship in Lake Huron. Yikes.)
Bojack Horseman season 2 was just released on Netflix: holy crap, can the stupid and silly joke to really, really, really dark ratio get even more pronounced!?
Hello? Is this thing on? tap tap
Is everyone busy watching Killdozer?
Didn’t the weather say it would be clear here all weekend, and it rained both days?
You got rain, too? (or are you visiting So Cal right now?)
Wouldn’t I be excited about two days of rain if I hadn’t seen so much of it running into the storm drains? 
After all the yard work I pwned this weekend like a boss, do I need to take an angle grinder to my feet to get them clean? Is my new nickname Mulchfoot?
And will that smooshed BlackBerry stain ever go away, or should I just do Gorbachev impressions?
How can I watch a non-riffed crappy movie?
Aren’t on the opposite side of the country? Don’t you guys need rain more than we do?
Make up your own comments?
Wasn’t I inside all weekend, reading books that needed reading? But doesn’t your weekend sound productive?
We need it, oh yes we do, but don’t we need to follow what’s-her-name’s advice and build more reservoirs?
Donchaknow?
Aw, what’s the fun in that?
Have you seen Birdemic?
Wasn’t the trailer more than enough of that movie to watch?
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I command thee–have you not lived till you’ve watched a Birdemic/The Room double feature!? (Grab a bottle of wine or three and tie yourself down. And plastic cups only, don’t want shattered glass when you throw said cup at the TV)
May I say that I’ll stick to having listened to the How Did This Get Made critique of The Room, and skip watching either film?
